Hug it out, bitch

I saw on the news today that a middle school is enforcing a strict “no hugging” policy amongst its students. And you know what? It’s about time!!

The new pamphlet being sent out to parents.

Kids these days are growing up way too fast. When I was in middle school, I didn’t even think about hugging. All I thought about was drawing funny pictures and watching wrestling. I didn’t even receive my first hug until I played truth or dare in high school. That’s just the way things were back then.

Wait a second. I think by “hugging,” they actually mean hugging. Wow, fuck that.

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