Actual phone conversation I overheard today by some stupid girl:
“I’m running late because my car ran out of gas again! Ok, I have to go, my battery is dying.”
So not only does she not know how to manage her gas consumption, she also doesn’t know what a phone charger is for.
I bet she will be the worst mother ever. I hope she realizes you can’t re-charge babies or refill them with baby gas. Believe me, I’ve tried.