McDonald’s is now awarding “McDiplomas” – credits toward a high school diploma to employees who complete on-the-job training programs.
Good for them. Here are what I think some of the classes will be:
How To Mess Up Orders As Simple As A Small Coffee and Egg McMuffin
Grooming? What Grooming? (Featuring Lectures on How To Increase Your Acne If You Work at the Register)
Incorrect Button Pushing
Reusing Food That Fell on the Floor (AP Credit available)
Two All Beef Patties, Loads of Semen, Lettuce, Cheese, More Semen, Pickles, Onion, on a Semen-Soaked Bun
Special Orders DO Upset Us
How To Make the Backed Up Drive Thru Line Move Even Slower
Professor Hamburglar has been dismissed for showing female students his “special sauce.”
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