Apparently a bunch of mice got loose on a plane and everyone started freaking out. Too bad Samuel L. Jackson wasn’t there to make everything right.

All Photoshop credit goes to me.
Last year, the guy who worked the grill in my dorm cafeteria looked just like Samuel L. Jackson. I always wanted him to say, “I’m sick of these motherfucking patty melts on this motherfucking grill!” But then he got fired for yelling at a white girl.