Today I got my wisdom tooth out. Yeah, only one of those suckers needed to come out. I don’t feel less wise now that one of my wisdom teeth is gone. In fact, that tooth had been holding me back for way too long. It stood in the way of my mouth reaching its full potential.
They only gave me local anesthesia, so I wasn’t knocked out or anything. The only time I’ve been unconscious was after I had my blood drawn in 5th grade. They accidentally stuck the needle too far into my vein and I passed out. After I woke up, they gave me some Sunny D to help me regain my strength. I want to say I was molested while I was passed out, but I don’t think that happened. But even if I was, hey free Sunny D!
