Just a heads up: all my reasons for liking/disliking presidential candidates are based on pure hunches or made up information. So don’t argue with me. You will win.
Mike Huckabee won the Iowa Caucus today, which is kind of surprising, considering I just heard about him three days ago. My friend said that if Huckabee gets the nomination, his campaign slogan should be “I <3 Huckabee.” I told him that is a fabulous idea, because I’m sure his political advisors are telling him to go with a slogan that references some Jude Law movie from four years ago that nobody saw. What a cast, though.
We also discussed Ron Paul. Besides being insane, I knew there was something about him that wasn’t quite right. Then my friend pointed it out: his name is ridiculously similar to everybody’s favorite drag performer RuPaul. “I always think of that when I see his name,” he told me. That’s reason enough never to vote for him.
Well, that’s actually the only political opinions I have today. Tune in next time when I talk about how I refuse to listen to Fred Thompson because he looks like Gollum.
